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zillyh00:

nannajane:

zillyh00:

its about time he caught his breath

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derse-dicks:

THIS ENTIRE UPDATE JUST SHOWS HOW LAME AND FULL OF EXPRESSION DAVE HAS LIKE HOLY FUCK

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YOU DORK

zombieriots:

break from uni work
here’s my deer (??) boy   //click it bc tumblr makes it all blurry ew

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

(Source: the-blog-of-anne-frank)

wwonderful:

latulapyrope:

humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool

even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year

i hate you

nannajane:

Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly*
irritable-belle-syndrome:

If a report of mugging was treated like a report of rape.
Word indeed.
zexion-and-bandit:

upd8 cosplay

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

derse-dicks:

so my dad and i went out to eat and as we were waiting for the elevatorimage

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my dad had a small conversation with the person in the box beforehand

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DAD YOU LET MY HUSBAND GO???!?? WE WERE GOING ON THE SAME FLOOR

ghost-anus:

YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE

DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD

IT IS A TASTE TESTER

IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE

IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!

RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!

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